I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
Edgar Allan Poe, Eleonora
accepted pronouns are “my liege” and “your majesty”
"Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it."
Vincent van Gogh (via onbeautymylove)
I accidentally deleted all of my itunes library and now its all single songs in my trash bin so I’m just redownloading everything hahahahahahaahaahahahhahha fuck
- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay